Anonymous asked: How do you fit an elephant into a Safeway bag? You take the "f" out of Safe and the "f" out of Way!

dutchster:

yang-the-timelord:

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yang-the-timelord:

dutchster:

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i’m so fucking confused and it’s pissing me off help

Get out da way

i’m so lost wtf
there is no f in way and just how the fuck do you get “Get out da way” from that wtf

exactly there is no f in way

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Anonymous asked: oh my godddd your bodddd

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Looks like he found some amazing cereal

unamusedsloth:

Looks like he found some amazing cereal

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green-satan:

this movie was a masterpiece 

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This is literally the entire premise of this show.

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